Double feature edition
Stacey Normand: I am NOT looking forward to that test I have to take. Sean: oh yeah? Stacey: yeah they do a “stimulation” test Sean: never heard of it Stacey:…
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Optometrist edition
Stacey : uggh, I gotta go to the eye doctor soon. Sean: oh yeah? Stacey : yeah, things are getting BLURRY. Sean: maybe I should drive from now on Stacey :…
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Stream of consciousness edition
Stacey Normand: *sounding depressed* ughhhuh.. I can’t believe I gotta run a 5k tomorrow…. *happier* well you never know, it might go ok… *even happier* I mean it could go pretty…
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Idiom edition
Stacey Normand: “I’m going to have to watch you with one eye open” Sean : what? Oh, you mean “sleep with one eye open” Stacey : how am I supposed to…
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Fashion edition
Stacey Normand: I really like your boss’s shoes Sean: uh what? Stacey: you’ve never noticed his shoes before?! I thought you were a sniper! Sean: I was, I just wasn’t…
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Hotel edition
*Stacey is cooking breakfast and sets off the fire alarm (Whispering) Stacey Normand: sean, can you open a window? Sean: what? I can’t hear you. (Whispering louder) Stacey: open a window!…
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Stacey Normand: have you seen those Facebook things going around where people give you a number and you have to post interesting things about yourself? Sean: yes Stacey: I haven’t…
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Jack edition
*Jack is looking at me with a perplexed look…Stacey is convinced it’s because I shaved my goatee off. Stacey Normand to Jack: who is that man? Is he stranger danger!? Sean:…
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Night time prep
*Getting ready for bed Stacey Normand- “hey baby, could you put my spectacles on the table for me?” Sean: “oh, were saying spectacles now huh…because we’re in the 1800s”? Stacey: “it…
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Glass houses
Stacey: when we land in Hawaii I have GOT to shave my leg.
Sean: you mean “legs”
Stacey: no. leg, singular. I shaved one last night so I just have the other one to do.
Sean: so you’re walking around with one shaved leg and one furry leg. What kind of maintenance operation are you running?
Stacey: I was in a hurry!
Sean: you know guys couldn’t get away with that stuff. I can’t walk around with half my face clean shaven and a 5 o’clock shadow on the other half and when people question me about it I’m like “I didn’t have time to shave both”.
Stacey: shut up Sean!