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Stacey: when we land in Hawaii I have GOT to shave my leg.
Sean: you mean “legs”
Stacey: no. leg, singular. I shaved one last night so I just have the other one to do.
Sean: so you’re walking around with one shaved leg and one furry leg. What kind of maintenance operation are you running?
Stacey: I was in a hurry!
Sean: you know guys couldn’t get away with that stuff. I can’t walk around with half my face clean shaven and a 5 o’clock shadow on the other half and when people question me about it I’m like “I didn’t have time to shave both”.
Stacey: shut up Sean!

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DMD/ENT

Staceyism- Stacey Normand DMD/ENT Stacey: I need to go to the dentist, the stain on my molar is getting worse. Sean: it is? Stacey: Yeah. I noticed it yesterday when I was…
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NSFW edition

Stacey:pfffffffttttttttwwwWwwwt Sean: wow. That fart sounded… wet Stacey: it’s because of my “Preparation H” Sean: well there goes my erection.
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24/7 edition

*At a stoplight across from a ’24 hour fitness’ Stacey: OMG Sean! Look at that lady working out by the window! She’s not even using that machine correctly! Sean: That’s…
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InstaEdition

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Stacey: when we land in Hawaii I have GOT to shave my leg.
Sean: you mean “legs”
Stacey: no. leg, singular. I shaved one last night so I just have the other one to do.
Sean: so you’re walking around with one shaved leg and one furry leg. What kind of maintenance operation are you running?
Stacey: I was in a hurry!
Sean: you know guys couldn’t get away with that stuff. I can’t walk around with half my face clean shaven and a 5 o’clock shadow on the other half and when people question me about it I’m like “I didn’t have time to shave both”.
Stacey: shut up Sean!

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Inner struggle edition

*Stacey walks in on the FSU Spring Game just before halftime. Garnet: 0 Gold: 7 Stacey – whoa, FSU isn’t doing so good Sean – …. Stacey – well they never…
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Leftover edition 

Stacey – uggh you have got to eat the rest of this meatloaf today before it goes bad. Sean – there is an entire meatloaf in here. Stacey – yeah… You…
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Super moon double feature

*Sunday Watching 60mins on CBS* Stacey – uggggh! How long IS this show?! Sean – ….. seriously? *Monday* Stacey – oh good! The moon is coming out again tonight! Sean –…
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Election Edition

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Stacey: when we land in Hawaii I have GOT to shave my leg.
Sean: you mean “legs”
Stacey: no. leg, singular. I shaved one last night so I just have the other one to do.
Sean: so you’re walking around with one shaved leg and one furry leg. What kind of maintenance operation are you running?
Stacey: I was in a hurry!
Sean: you know guys couldn’t get away with that stuff. I can’t walk around with half my face clean shaven and a 5 o’clock shadow on the other half and when people question me about it I’m like “I didn’t have time to shave both”.
Stacey: shut up Sean!

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Safety edition

*Jack is in tub, on his belly, in an inch of water* Stacey: Jack! Be careful, you’re going to slip. Sean- it’s fine, he’s on his belly Stacey- but he…
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