Staceyism- Stacey Normand DMD/ENT
Stacey: I need to go to the dentist, the stain on my molar is getting worse.
Sean: it is?
Stacey: Yeah. I noticed it yesterday when I was looking at them.
Sean: looking at your molars? Hmm, can’t say I do that.
Stacey: well…I was really looking at the back of my throat and I just noticed my molars.
Sean: uhh… Same answer. Were you giving yourself a physical?
Stacey: shut up
Sean: I’m just saying, you sound very thorough.

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