*At a stoplight across from a ’24 hour fitness’
Stacey: OMG Sean! Look at that lady working out by the window! She’s not even using that machine correctly!
Sean: That’s because she works there, and because that’s not an exercise machine, it’s a squeegee and paper towels, because she’s cleaning the windows.
Stacey: Uggh…I’ve got to schedule my annual eye exam.

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