Dining out
Stacey Normand: “can I have one of your onion rings?” Sean: “Sure.” * hands her an onion ring from his plate. Stacey: “No, not that one; I don’t want a…
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Stretchy time
Dinner Staceyism: Sean: I gotta lose some weight, even my stretchy pants are getting tight Stacey Normand: do you think it’s muscle? Sean: in my waist!? Yeah that must be…
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OCONUS Staceyism
Stacey: Have you weighed yourself lately? Sean: No, I’m a little afraid to, I’m the heaviest I’ve ever been. Stacey: Well I’m the heaviest I’ve ever been! Sean: Yeah but…
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Football edition
Staceyism: football edition *it’s 11:20 and I have been trying to go to bed for half an hour. (Gators are driving until they throw an interception instead of a touchdown)…
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Pea Pod
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Stacey: when we land in Hawaii I have GOT to shave my leg.
Sean: you mean “legs”
Stacey: no. leg, singular. I shaved one last night so I just have the other one to do.
Sean: so you’re walking around with one shaved leg and one furry leg. What kind of maintenance operation are you running?
Stacey: I was in a hurry!
Sean: you know guys couldn’t get away with that stuff. I can’t walk around with half my face clean shaven and a 5 o’clock shadow on the other half and when people question me about it I’m like “I didn’t have time to shave both”.
Stacey: shut up Sean!
Olympic staceyism:
*upon hearing the US won a gold medal in pigeon shooting. Stacey: OMG! Those poor little pigeons! She killed 99 of them! Sean: ….you know those “pigeons” are just clay…
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Roadrunner edition
While watching America’s got talent* Stacey: How do you think they shot that guy out of a cannon? Sean: I’m not sure, maybe like a platform with compressed air. Stacey:…
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