Stacey Normand: “can I have one of your onion rings?”
Sean: “Sure.”
* hands her an onion ring from his plate.
Stacey: “No, not that one; I don’t want a whole one”
Sean: “so what…you want the half eaten one in my hand right now?”
Stacey: “yes”
Sean: “you literally want to take the food out of my mouth?”
*gives her the onion ring
Sean: that’s going to cost you a Staceyism.

Stretchy time
Glass houses