*upon hearing the US won a gold medal in pigeon shooting.
Stacey: OMG! Those poor little pigeons! She killed 99 of them!
Sean: ….you know those “pigeons” are just clay discs right?!
Stacey: whew! I was about to say, that must have been a massacre!!
* Stacey has obligated me to tell you all that this happened first thing in the morning when she was still groggy.