Stacey¬†Normand: *sounding depressed* ughhhuh.. I can’t believe I gotta run a 5k tomorrow…. *happier* well you never know, it might go ok… *even happier* I mean it could go pretty good… Maybe I’ll start doing more 5k runs and some local competitions and each time getting faster and faster and taking the training more seriously, and shaving a little time off every run. *elated* This could be great!
Sean: …
Stacey: ughhhh maybe I’ll just walk it… Hey do you think I could run a marathon?

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