Staceyism

Stacey I want to visit Brazil next, but I don’t speak Spanish Sean: that’s okay, they don’t either Stacey: oh that’s right they speak… Uh… Um. I forget what language do…

Stacey: can you take the back off of my phone. Sean: sure. *removes back* what’s that crud on your internal speaker? Stacey: oh, that’s soup. Sean: ok… Follow up question,…

Stacey: How to I turn on the TV for the local channels? Sean: You see how on the screen it says ‘press any key to continue’ Stacey: Ok, got it…

Stacey: I know what I what to drink on our cheat day. Sean: oh yeah…what? Stacey: Jell-O shots like we had on New Year’s Eve Sean: nice. Stacey: *completely serious*…

Stacey- maybe Jack will be a pilot Sean- or a flight attendant Stacey- I don’t want him to be a stewardess Sean- I don’t want him to be a stewardess…

* Stacey Normand has had her new Galaxy S5 for 3 weeks. Stacey- my camera phone sucks! It doesn’t take as good of pictures as yours Sean- it’s the same phone baby.…

Sean: All I have to do is poop and then put on some pants and I’ll be ready to go Stacey: All I have to do is brush my teeth…

Stacey Normand- I love our new babysitter she seems really cool…plus she’s a wino like me. Sean- she’s a what?! Stacey- a wino, you know…she likes to drink wine. Sean-…

Stacey Normand: there this website called “fiverr” where people will work for you for $5 Sean: it would have to be really easy for me to do something for $5…I…

Stacey Normand: I’m going to run at the park tomorrow, which gun should I bring with me? Sean: whichever one your most comfortable with. Stacey: I guess I’ll bring “the…