Stacey: can you take the back off of my phone.
Sean: sure. *removes back* what’s that crud on your internal speaker?
Stacey: oh, that’s soup.
Sean: ok… Follow up question, why is there soup INSIDE your phone.
Stacey: oh, I dropped it in my lunch last week
Sean: that’s why you’re getting your phone replaced for the third time.

TV edition
Rapid Fire