Stacey I want to visit Brazil next, but I don’t speak Spanish
Sean: that’s okay, they don’t either
Stacey: oh that’s right they speak… Uh… Um. I forget what language do they speak?
Sean: Brazilianguese
Stacey *confidently: oh right! Duh! Brazilianguese!
Sean: just kidding it’s portuguese
Stacey: well I knew it was something “ese”
—–later at the hotel room—–
Stacey: I’m going to call the front desk and ask them if they have a hotel
Sean: expect them to act confused
———-seconds later
Stacey *marveling at the hotel room phone
Can you believe these don’t have a cord?!
Sean: seriously… What is wrong with you today?

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